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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2016

    Report: U.S. Students Lack Language Skills, Vocabulary To Effectively Belittle Classmates http://onion.com/2cwfHyh pic.twitter.com/XN0gdzkY2m

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      1. Theo Cohen‏ @theocohen0 25 Sep 2016
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        @OGMahone @MichaelBirney1

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      1. Carl‏ @dexter111344 25 Sep 2016
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        It's true. This one kid was trying to bully my nephew by calling him "Alfredo". What kind of weak ass shit is that? It's pathetic.

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      1. Jay Watson‏ @brankinist 26 Sep 2016
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        whoa. I spent lunch in the library...

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      1. C. A. Cunningham‏ @thecaroleann 25 Sep 2016
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        Ouch! Someone split an infinitive.

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      1. Brian Wilson‏ @brian2003999 25 Sep 2016
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        @sunlorrie Vocabulary, history, math, geography, history...

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      1. Peggy Kinnally‏ @PeggyKinnally 25 Sep 2016
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        They seem to be doing fine with bullying despite being articulate

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      1. Monty Ferbert‏ @Montyferbert 25 Sep 2016
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        Maybe teaching them how to talk without being a bully would be a good choice.

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      1. gerald‏ @kevin4dogs 25 Sep 2016
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        , maybe if white America pay more attention to all kids they wouldn't have to hide their incompetence By belittling black people.

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Sep 2016
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        Just make them watch the presidential debates.

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      3. MAEggert‏ @eggertma 25 Sep 2016
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        Will learning the words "classy, huge, and amazing" really help?

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      1. T Taylor‏ @TTtaylor86 25 Sep 2016
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        Hillary is teaching them all kind of simple words to degrate whole groups of people so dont worry.

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