@Sethfluck these are all gold
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I mean it's not like it'll even work, God-King Kim will just masterfully golf the missile back or something
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Why not just do it and then yell "Surprise!"
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I was at a NKorean disco with him last night dancing to the latest hits of ABBA He's allergic to nuts as his dad used to T Bag him
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are you guys sure the DPRK understands how the Onion works?
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