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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2016

    Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week http://onion.com/2cJJscR pic.twitter.com/ZtNagmrlk7

    8:27 AM - 22 Sep 2016
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    44 replies 860 retweets 1,510 likes
      1. OG Loc‏ @ItsOGLocJeffrey 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny how mostly people of the "opposite" color find this to be edgy or offensive.

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      1. OG Loc‏ @ItsOGLocJeffrey 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is good content. Stop complaining everybody.

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      2. OG Loc‏ @ItsOGLocJeffrey 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @notseanj @TheOnion

        this is actually good.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. OG Loc‏ @ItsOGLocJeffrey 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @notseanj @TheOnion

        Lol. It'll offend those that can't see the truth in it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. OG Loc‏ @ItsOGLocJeffrey 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol. See what I mean?

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      1. Corey Andrew‏ @COREYANDREW 22 Sep 2016
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        Sometimes satire must go where do one else will. This is an amazing piece. Chilling.

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      1. Nick Gasper‏ @chronophage 22 Sep 2016
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        Oh that’s dark…

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      1. 𝕊𝕀ℝ 𝔸ℝℕ𝕆𝕃𝔻 ℝ𝕆𝔹𝕀ℕ𝕊𝕆ℕ‏ @uk_expat 22 Sep 2016
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        Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week http://www.theonion.com/r/53993  via @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/tbWoTCU9r6

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      1. bot.LOLA‏ @lauraegreene 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's cold .. but accurate

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      2. Manifest Mutiny‏ @CryingWolfe 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion "White Guy Privilegedly Unaware How Easily His Black Co-Worker Could Be A Hashtag By Week's End" #fixedit #morons

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Manifest Mutiny‏ @CryingWolfe 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @CryingWolfe

        Also, it looks like a minor re-do on your story from last year http://www.theonion.com/article/black-man-bids-tearful-goodbye-family-daily-commut-50964 … Yeah @TheOnion, we "get it"

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      1. Zerilan‏ @Zerilann 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        god this is the darkest single sentence thing I've seen from your site since the Palestine ground invasion one :(

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      1. Caramel Delight‏ @tylrmade74 22 Sep 2016
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        Y'all ain't shit for this! I just solidified my spot in hell, I laughed so hard at this.

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      1. ©hse‏ @chasearrr 22 Sep 2016
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        @farnerbocken

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      1. Mark Root-Wiley‏ @rootwiley 22 Sep 2016
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        Too much. No thank you.

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