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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2016

    Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime http://onion.com/2cSpqw7 pic.twitter.com/GhDLk5YeYd

    4:56 AM - 22 Sep 2016
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    • 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍 🚴 Drew McDaniel andrea Todd Deatherage ted 🍑 James Oates Nicolás Macri rblackburn Tyler
    20 replies 753 retweets 1,503 likes
      1.  🎃 Spoopy James  🎃‏ @WesleyHeater97 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wanna say this is satire since it is The Onion after all, but I'm not even sure at this point anymore

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      1. benjamin deakins  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @denjaminbeakins 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not nearly enough 'hope all is well, love to u and the kidsxx'

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      1. ENOUGH!  🌊‏ @Amoral_Drumpf 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Hopefully a single ISIS jerk will hide in HER city....

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      1. NMassive‏ @Massive2355 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cjuk33 for clarification, not my aunt, FYI

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      1. wildur‏ @william_durfey 22 Sep 2016
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        Deborah, which branch of our armed services are you managing?

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      1. craig queen‏ @craigq89 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        behave if someone waterboarded you, you would admit to anything so it stops.

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      1. #StopBrexit‏ @MancunianBee 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Massey? Sounds like an IRA name to me, get waterboarding!

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      2. mary lowery‏ @TheMadQueen8 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @diciembres @realDonaldTrump supporter? The ignorance always gives it away.

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      3. bobby‏ @diciembres 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheMadQueen8 @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        It's satire, Mar haha

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      4. mary lowery‏ @TheMadQueen8 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @diciembres @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        I know, but it's not far fetched for them!

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      5. bobby‏ @diciembres 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheMadQueen8

        Did you see where a Trump supporter blamed Obama for 9/11? He said Obama was always on vacation, so it is his fault.

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      6. mary lowery‏ @TheMadQueen8 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @diciembres

        I waste too much time arguing with them over stupid stuff like that 😔

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Slick Robin‏ @slickRobin 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that moment, when you have to double check whether you are reading the onion or something else.

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      1. Nerdicus‏ @nerdicus 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even need to write the actual post. Brilliant.

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      1. David Alvarado‏ @dalvara6 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real. Look at any right wing fb page comments and it wont take long to see this same thing.

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      1. Govind Cacciatore‏ @GuruGov 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @J_OBrien95 @TheOnion @adam____sandler

        hahaha

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