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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Sep 2016

    Islamophobe Disappointed Manhunt Over Before He Even Had Chance To Indiscriminately Vilify All Muslimshttp://onion.com/2d32vx9 

    12:46 PM - 19 Sep 2016
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      1. John Congilio Jr.‏ @Congro_Jenkins 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but..the guy was actually muslim..

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      2. Chris Tucker‏ @ChrisTu96019184 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @chasrmartin Remember when The Onion used to be funny? PC fawning ruins everything.

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      1. c nelson-rivers‏ @xinepie 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        should of used a pic of a guy in a make America great again hat.

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      1. Jim (F.O.D.)‏ @brownscuddahadm 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this must be really tough for you people

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      1. ARS‏ @ARSJeep 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he will only have to wait another day or two.

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      1. Greg W.‏ @gdubs1080 19 Sep 2016
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        https://youtu.be/ltoFDw9mv4Q  Literally everything you do is pointless. Congratulations on a wasted endeavor

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      1. DeplorableStevenSiat‏ @StevenSiatta 19 Sep 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/LOMPI9PLDI

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      1. Billy‏ @Billypr_ps 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nice bigotry assuming the bomber is muslim

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      1. Silly Elsa_ ❌‏ @Silly_Elsa 19 Sep 2016
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        No worries, the Infidelphobic Moslems will be out slaughtering more Americans with lethal crockpots again soon enough. #Patience

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      1. Lucky 7‏ @LuckySevin 19 Sep 2016
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        onion is mad nation not as islamophobic as they joke it is

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      1. Bruce Muir‏ @bruceamuir 19 Sep 2016
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        @AnnCoulter had plenty of time

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      1. Dan Singer‏ @DanDansinger 19 Sep 2016
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        Don't worry there will be another one next week.

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      1. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary 19 Sep 2016
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        But worry not..he will now focus on the evil inspirations wrought by "Fried Chicken", citing #BLM+now #Muslim Terrorism.@appsame

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      1. Juan Gabriel Del Cid‏ @JohnnyFromGT 19 Sep 2016
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        well, if it's any comfort, Trump did his best on Fox this morning.

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      1. John O'Leary‏ @OLjohnel 25 Sep 2016
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        It appears he and his 'deplorable' colleagues have been making up for this disappointment in the #CascadeMall related hashtags

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      1. JudyGilbert‏ @JG41097 19 Sep 2016
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        I don't get it? Dam if you do and dam if you don't. I'm glad the s.o.b. was caught. Alive

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      1.  🇮🇱 Yosef Kutner‏ @ynkutner 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaxAbrahms

        He doesn't have to: people will jsut see who did t and in the name of which religion of peace. Onion missed it...

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 19 Sep 2016
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        Even suggested Muslims in other countries carried it out. Planes fly really fast these days!

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