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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Sep 2016

    Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program http://onion.com/2d3011T pic.twitter.com/L8ENu4Jp1k

    12:22 PM - 19 Sep 2016
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    • Vote November 6th barack oganja Kathryn Cook I, Scotticus a-boo-ghoul magnífico moireo Daniel Tumour Serghost (very scary) Winterfell Cowboy
    17 replies 702 retweets 1,317 likes
      1. Charles Ambler Bower‏ @RebelSoooSleepy 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Report: Flying Spaghetti Monster said to be "bitter" after deity exchange program snub. @GiddyAtheist

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      1. Sam Capadano‏ @Sam_Cube 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @caitlurphy @bigmackles234 IS THIS THE SECRETS??

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      2. henry st. pierre‏ @henrysebby 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        does feathered serpent god let children get cancer?

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      1. Yaron Vorona‏ @YaronVorona 19 Sep 2016
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        reminds me of @KevinHearne's Iron Druid chronicles

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      1. Jessica‏ @jessstheblessed 19 Sep 2016
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        @jacobvons

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      1. Cat Stuff with Free Shipping‏ @catsrgreen 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @PeachyKeenWit

        Unfortunately, the serpent was vegetarian

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      1. Agung Nugraha‏ @iniagung 23 Sep 2016
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        大人の戒律王ゾディアーク f('<') ? RT @TheOnion https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/777951050670215169 … "

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program http://onion.com/2d3011T  pic.twitter.com/L8ENu4Jp1k
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      1. Laurie Stoker‏ @dndgirl 22 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @bonniegrrl

        That's a pretty snake. Some kind of tree python or boa?

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      1. Scott Walley‏ @EPIC_Scott 22 Sep 2016
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        Yay! Quetzalcoatl!

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 19 Sep 2016
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        Being a good sport, the Pope will allow the serpent to be used as a ride at Disneyland.

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      1. Erikka‏ @Erikka4Now 19 Sep 2016
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        y'all silly 😂

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      1. IzitAllFallDown‏ @IzitAllGoUnder 19 Sep 2016
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        well, it's about time !

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      1. MornelitheVT‏ @MornelitheVT 19 Sep 2016
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        Quetzalcoatl

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      1. Diamondgirl23‏ @astinos2323 19 Sep 2016
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        Guess he didn't read that part in the Holy Bible where God talks about being jealous and not wanting graven images... (sigh)

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