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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2016

    Trump Campaign Ponders Going Negative http://onion.com/2d142Ix pic.twitter.com/ByJmLffKD3

    7:21 AM - 17 Sep 2016
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      2. Straightforward‏ @conservatismtlk 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Trump needs to be transparent w/American ppl releasing his tax returns as promised. What’s he hiding?pic.twitter.com/aRmWheOZtY

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      3. Straightforward‏ @conservatismtlk 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @conservatismtlk @TheOnion

        74% of all voters want #DonaldTrump to release his tax returns as every presidential candidate since 1976 has done

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      1. MuseumTwenty‏ @MuseumTwenty 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @redsteeze re "Trump Campaign Ponders Going Negative": Will never happen. Certainly not with Manafort's firm hand on the controls.

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      1. Wil‏ @wil23give 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't they go negative about 16 months ago. Anything more negative and we will have to hide the women and children.

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      1. john miller‏ @rockstar4525 17 Sep 2016
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        @jaketapper NEGATIVE?? How could they be more negative?

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      1. Jeremiah, a bullfrog‏ @BullfrogVP2020 17 Sep 2016
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        @jaketapper Going negative? That's your middle name Trumpy!

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      1. Fefe Nero‏ @FiddlerNero 17 Sep 2016
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        More negative than calling voters and people who disagree with you deplorable???

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      1. Mark S. Novak‏ @Marknovakusa 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        maybe it should be #Trump contemplates saying something positive. Not sure he has done that yet.

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      1. New conversation
      2. Robert cleggett‏ @cleggett2011 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        busted in a lie again and it's all on video that he started it not Hillary wow

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Golan  🐸 🔴 🔥 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  ✈‏ @GolanBu1 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @cleggett2011 @TheOnion

        http://www.dailywire.com/news/9200/hillary-invented-birtherism-11-things-media-wont-john-nolte …

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      4. Mitchell Reynolds‏ @mitchlreynolds 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @GolanBu1 @cleggett2011 @TheOnion

        Debunked long ago.

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      5. Golan  🐸 🔴 🔥 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  ✈‏ @GolanBu1 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mitchlreynolds @cleggett2011 @TheOnion

        no it's not.

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      6. Robert cleggett‏ @cleggett2011 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @GolanBu1 @mitchlreynolds @TheOnion

        I guess well see in November cause he's a lair and a racist and you must be too

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      7. Golan  🐸 🔴 🔥 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  ✈‏ @GolanBu1 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @cleggett2011 @mitchlreynolds

        pic.twitter.com/PFMtn4vYc0

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      8. Mitchell Reynolds‏ @mitchlreynolds 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @GolanBu1 @cleggett2011 @TheOnion

        Funny coming from a guy in a de facto apartheid state.

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      9. Golan  🐸 🔴 🔥 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  ✈‏ @GolanBu1 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mitchlreynolds @cleggett2011 @TheOnion

        LOLpic.twitter.com/T3PnJ6RMxW

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      1. Don.Nason‏ @NasonDon 17 Sep 2016
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        @MikeCookAuthor Isn't Trump being sick enough. His tactics are CRUDE as DIRT. He is a DEPLORABLE LYING BUM

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      1. tom schantz`‏ @tommybbn 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well going negative on Hillary is easy pickings. She could be the worst candidate of all time. Should be in jail

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 17 Sep 2016
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        pricipled guy like that? What is our country coming to?

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      1. BitGamerX‏ @BitGamerX 17 Sep 2016
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        @KyleOrl The real headlines more prosperous. Sad!

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