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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2016

    Stanley Introduces New Sawed-Off Hot Glue Shotgun http://onion.com/2cwR81Q pic.twitter.com/tI9cWxdsA3

    1:10 PM - 16 Sep 2016
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    27 replies 356 retweets 861 likes
      1. Tom Bielecki‏ @tombielecki 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @antonhand new weapon? :)

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      1. ジ‏ @Dhafir__ 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how long until I can purchase the fully automatic version?

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      1. John Guill‏ @Specmonkey 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @epoisses @TheOnion

        Stick to it!

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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 17 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would buy “@TheOnion: Stanley Introduces New Sawed-Off Hot Glue Shotgun http://onion.com/2cwR81Q  pic.twitter.com/JHaXQK7Ih2”

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      1. Bailey‏ @BaileyJIII 16 Sep 2016
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        I... Actually love that.

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      1. Jean Crossman‏ @JeanCrossman3 May 8
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        Just be careful where you point that thing!

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      1. pavlov's retard‏ @Le5abre 16 Sep 2016
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        I wanna protect mine and my family's art works!

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      1. Mkspookyman!‏ @Mkman25614 19 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jamer240

        I could use that!

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      1. Fatima‏ @fyou1226 16 Sep 2016
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        @amsore I wish this actually existed #friendo

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      1. Lina Endow‏ @linaendow 16 Sep 2016
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        that dangerous

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      1. Andrew Nelson‏ @andrewn61226968 16 Sep 2016
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        for some reason I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this...

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      1. Full Metal Activist‏ @arghtee1er 16 Sep 2016
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        That awkward moment you wish onion news was serious.

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      1. Name cannot be blank‏ @foley_fallower 16 Sep 2016
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        I would legitimately buy that for protection

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      1. Jaye Ventus‏ @Jaye_Gryph 16 Sep 2016
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        I'd buy that

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      1. Ammonymos‏ @Ninjamonkky 16 Sep 2016
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        Now, if only they'd do the same thing for my bedazzler, my "Sovereign Crafter "movement will take off!

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      1. Atlas Plugged (his butt)‏ @Planet_Scream 16 Sep 2016
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        Would buy. @stanleytools get on it. @TheOnion

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