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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2016

    Clinton Diagnosed With Pneumonia http://onion.com/2cjB6Gu  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/9gWnP4SRLL

    2:30 PM - 12 Sep 2016
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      2. Scout Derden‏ @ScoutDerden 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when the onion was funny... Joked both sides equally. Now just another asset 4 Democrats. Take care onion

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScoutDerden @TheOnion

        I agree, but you can be anti-SJW without being alt-right. Ben Shapiro rekts the alt right nearly as much as SJWs

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Scout Derden‏ @ScoutDerden 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @1Scias1 @TheOnion

        I think #sjw's are ridiculous. Wasting there life just waiting to be offended. Pathetic. Media loves 2 promote them

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScoutDerden @TheOnion

        Just wait til you meet some alt-right too though. Less common, but I triggered one back to his safe space yesterday.

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      6. Scout Derden‏ @ScoutDerden 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @1Scias1 @TheOnion

        Don't know any alt-righters. Hard 4 to comment on them. But do know plenty SJW's & love shaking thier chain 2. Ha

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      1. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The alt-right are nearly as bullshit as the regressive left who will never accept any facts

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      1. ryan‏ @h8ryan 12 Sep 2016
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        "marginally"

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      1. Rob L. Rouser‏ @Rob_L_Rouser 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Sweenstick @TheOnion

        Eh, I've seen pneumonia occur even in mid-summer. The time of year isn't questionable, but all the secrecy about it is.

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      1. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 12 Sep 2016
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        youre all fools for being offended by political preference

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      1. Mike Beckman‏ @MikeBeckman14 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep, only people of the "Alt-right" thought @HillaryClinton was full of shit. Also, not marginally correct. Just correct.

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      1. Nick Berman‏ @nicknacpadywac 12 Sep 2016
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        @drewgolba

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      1. Irishsox05‏ @Irishsox05 12 Sep 2016
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        Hillary Clinton's top financial backer now controls "The Onion" http://interc.pt/1QqzBVD  by @tinyrevolution

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      1. Steven‏ @BozoJabronii 12 Sep 2016
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        better to be marginally correct about one thing one time than to never be right about anything. Ever. Leftists.

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