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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2016

    Child At 9/11 Memorial Service Sternly Reminded We Are Sad Today http://onion.com/2c3BbSI pic.twitter.com/R75rY809QH

    10:33 AM - 11 Sep 2016
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    • spooked trudge Kᴇʀɴʟ Kʟᴇᴇɴ Augusto Groyperchet Milkblimp M🌲 フラゼエル E H Hetero Consi🐝👻 WildGoose
    16 replies 520 retweets 1,541 likes
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      2. Tori ✊‏ @ToriFaymos 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is really fucked up

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Shooter McGavin ‏ @superapple142 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ToriFaymos @TheOnion

        no it isn't??

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Doris Daylight‏ @DorisDaylight1 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        usually you are hilarious. This is not one of those times.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @goodonedarsh @TheOnion

        you really gotta bring this shit in the onion article?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @goodonedarsh @TheOnion

        its more about ruining a joke article with your political comments

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @goodonedarsh @TheOnion

        yet you took the time to comment on it. Seems like U badly want to talk about what happened today. Go somewhere else

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Ellie‏ @StonnySays 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this isn't humorous.

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      1. Robert W. Abrevaya‏ @AbrevayaR 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        UNDERSTANDING AMERICAN HISTORY Daniel P. Sheehan interview "The Gary Null Show" 5/20/16

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the same Onion that satirizes police shootings and campus rape. And this makes your panties twist? Holy crap.

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      1. Leah‏ @LeahWMac 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I usually like your humor, but not today. Some topics should be left alone.

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 11 Sep 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/0vpHiPAavC

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      1. Eddie G.‏ @EddieGEastcoast 11 Sep 2016
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        Trump says he would have tried to catch jumpers from WTC, but couldn't find his mitt.

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      2. Ky 🎃‏ @smileykyleigh78 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's just disrespectful to the people who died that day, respect those who passed away and stay silent

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Shooter McGavin ‏ @superapple142 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @smileykyleigh78

        they're saying it's absurd that a child should pretend to be sad for something he obviously wasn't alive for, that's all

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ky 🎃‏ @smileykyleigh78 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @superapple142

        I was 3 when 9/11 happened so I don't remember it, but because I've learned what happened that day I'm sad. The kid should

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Ky 🎃‏ @smileykyleigh78 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @smileykyleigh78 @superapple142

        be taught what happened and watch documentaries over it (depending on how old the kid is.) so they can understand why people

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      6. Ky 🎃‏ @smileykyleigh78 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @smileykyleigh78 @superapple142

        are sad. And why it's such a big deal.

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