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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Sep 2016

    Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program http://onion.com/2c6bIcA pic.twitter.com/oS1GD22zCk

    12:46 PM - 9 Sep 2016
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      1. Robert Adam‏ @robertadam19 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Pope's the one on the right.

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      1. r3h0l3s‏ @R3H0L3S 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no, that is a pokemon go battle, my money is on popemon

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      2. ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ  🎃 👻‏ @_Flinch 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the pope mains Kukulkan :D

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jay_Do‏ @Nurse_Bluheart 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @_Flinch @flannelferret @TheOnion

        seems so lol.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ben Stillwell‏ @stillbenwell 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Smallie_Bigs31 hopefully he'll host the Flying Spaghetti Monster next.

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      1. Draygone Fuzzbottom Jr‏ @DraygoneTweets 9 Sep 2016
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        I hope the Pope got a chuckle out of this. It's too silly to take offense to. =P

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      1. Gildedtongue‏ @gildedtongue 9 Sep 2016
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        it's good when the gods get along. Good pr for Quetzalcoatl!

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      2. KumquatCacophony‏ @HotSauceMcGraw 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want to see Yahweh attempt to apologize to his host family for his followers behaviour for the last few millennia.

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      3. SATAN KILLER‏ @yahweh_chosen 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @HotSauceMcGraw @TheOnion

        PURE BLASPHEMY..YAH WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE TO NOBODY.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Carlos Arnaus‏ @carlosarnaus 10 Sep 2016
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        http://mv.vatican.va/3_EN/pages/x-Schede/METs/METs_Sala04_02_01_030.html …

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      1. Carlos Arnaus‏ @carlosarnaus 10 Sep 2016
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        http://mv.vatican.va/3_EN/pages/x-Schede/MPCs/MPCs_Sala02_03.html …

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      1. Carlos Arnaus‏ @carlosarnaus 10 Sep 2016
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        http://mv.vatican.va/3_EN/pages/MET/MET_Main.html …

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      1. Danny Smith‏ @Dope_Danny 10 Sep 2016
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        Alan Moore reportedly very cross that Yahweh has taken up in his lazyboy and demands to know where his Snake God was taken to.

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      2. alfuso‏ @Hart3Linda 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @haplesspete Well then, Quetzalcoatl didn't notify me, so I have to question this meeting.

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      3. (((Hapless Pete)))‏ @haplesspete 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Hart3Linda

        LOL @TheOnion

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      1. Beetlecar Helvetica‏ @markendries 9 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        serpent has a name, it's Gyrados. Lazy journalism...

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      1. Gus Arci-Caste  🌳 🥑 🐝‏ @tavo_arci 9 Sep 2016
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        @ISRazoZapata 🐉🐍💚

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