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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2016

    Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities http://onion.com/2c6uyxQ pic.twitter.com/TtKeIoDvzg

    9:28 AM - 5 Sep 2016
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      1. New conversation
      2. nico‏ @nicolegracejust 6 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @abeflysure this reminded me of you idk

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Abe Fleischer‏ @abeflysure 6 Sep 2016
        Replying to @nicolegracejust @TheOnion

        I'm flattered and also sad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. nico‏ @nicolegracejust 6 Sep 2016
        Replying to @abeflysure @TheOnion

        oh don't worry it's me also. the more miserable people, the merrier, right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Booobby TwoHeLLs‏ @BobbyTwoLs 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why u do dis

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      2. Kid K‏ @worstkyleever 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Andrew_Young13 this you?

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      3. sANDshREW‏ @andrew13why 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @worstkyleever @TheOnion

        lol literally all the time

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      1. Jad ( 🔜midwestern anthro festival)‏ @HintoRhapsody 5 Sep 2016
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        @midnitebreak

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      1. Peace Preston‏ @PeacePreston 5 Sep 2016
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        @Sam_and_eggs1

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      1. George McIntyre  🐉 🤠 🇺🇸‏ @GeorgeMcIntyre_ 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for nothing and for ruining my day again... Onion man.

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      1. sloth‏ @Slothapalooza 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL

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      1. REPTILE‏ @ornghandgrenade 5 Sep 2016
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        @itsnovembernow this is me trying to go to bed

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      1. Eric Rider‏ @EARider 12 Sep 2016
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        my life

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      1. Jesse Buckman‏ @Jessebuckman_ 7 Sep 2016
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        @lindseyebeth Me 😂

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      1. Thomas Eckard‏ @TomsGoneHome 6 Sep 2016
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        I have that same problem😞😞😞😭

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      1. Sarah K‏ @theadversari 6 Sep 2016
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        This is so true of my adult life so far. You know the satire is good when it so closely resembles real life.

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      2. Travis Talianko‏ @travistalianko 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tgunn21 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      3. Tommy Jordan‏ @tgunn21 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @travistalianko @TheOnion

        dude hahaha I was CRYING reading the article

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      4. Travis Talianko‏ @travistalianko 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @tgunn21

        the bed bath and beyond paragraph had me dying ahaha

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      5. Tommy Jordan‏ @tgunn21 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @travistalianko

        yeah that's where I lost it too haha. So creative lol it spoke to me on a personal level.

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      6. Travis Talianko‏ @travistalianko 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @tgunn21

        absolutely 100%

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