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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Sep 2016

    Uncle Greg To Attempt Comeback At Family Barbecue http://onion.com/2cBn8oB pic.twitter.com/28TD8rm85V

    8:26 AM - 5 Sep 2016
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      1. Jeff Gerbino‏ @GerbinoJeff 5 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No no his grilled lettuce was horrible.

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      1. Jake Lebowitz‏ @JewManji_51 5 Sep 2016
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      1. Marty Flagg‏ @MartyFlagg 5 Sep 2016
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        i have been there...grilled chicken...more like, cremated chicken..but i made it back...took years...good luck

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 5 Sep 2016
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        So much for the well laid out plan.The 1 or 2 beers quickly became 12 followed by Jack shooters,The real Uncle Greg then appeared

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      2. Sir Walter of Tech‏ @wpavlik2 5 Sep 2016
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        @mclars He cooked the steaks WELL DONE! No! No Uncle Greg, you cannot cook even HOT DOGS for us! I wouldn't even let you TOAST

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      3. MC Lars‏Verified account @mclars 5 Sep 2016
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        Haha!

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      1. Evan Cullen‏ @EvanCullen2 5 Sep 2016
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      1. [[[DOE]]]®‏ @Residoe 5 Sep 2016
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        he has already started on the 'wrong foot' by not shaving off the donut shaped beard.

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      1. JC Ball‏ @jcball 5 Sep 2016
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        Uncle Greg is all of us

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      1. Action Jackson‏ @ElyriaJedi 5 Sep 2016
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        good luck Uncle Greg, you can do it!

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 5 Sep 2016
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        It's a bust. Calling it now.

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