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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Sep 2016

    Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God http://onion.com/2c1t0oX pic.twitter.com/6Ajuhp5aYx

    11:28 AM - 3 Sep 2016
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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God is a pathological abuser @theonion

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      1. Jean‏ @pekinrobin1 3 Sep 2016
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        shame on you.

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      1. Jeanne K‏ @JeanneKdesign 3 Sep 2016
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        using the nose https://youtu.be/27PGmG0k2Kk 

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      1. Noemy‏ @Noemy32 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did they really clone Freddie Mercury?! Or was it the God delusion all over again?

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      1. docxen‏ @docxen 3 Sep 2016
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        so you can buy a used diaper and have actual holy shit?

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      1. .......‏ @5antiagro 3 Sep 2016
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        lol

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      1. Colin Lamb‏ @antigravityshop 3 Sep 2016
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        They finally made use of Jesus' fore skin.

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 3 Sep 2016
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        This would make an awesome sci fi/ fantasy story. Although Warhammer 40K did something similar.

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      1. Tyrone‏ @average_man_1 3 Sep 2016
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        https://soundcloud.com/shuffle-pod/vacations …

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      1. Marge Davis‏ @Marjee123 3 Sep 2016
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        And the republicans claim his name is Trump

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      1. Secular Dhimmi‏ @6siders 3 Sep 2016
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        polytheism

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      1. BONNIE LAWYER‏ @BONNIELAWYER 3 Sep 2016
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        finally!!

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      1. 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝕻𝖎𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗‏ @WilliamPieper 3 Sep 2016
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        bout damn time. How long does it take to clone Ronald Reagan anyway?

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      1. Kevin Ryan‏ @KRyan2014 3 Sep 2016
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        Oh wow. Did they use the Trinitarian formula?

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 3 Sep 2016
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        This keeps happening to me . . . . . . How many Gods do folk want.

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      1. Spencer Porter‏ @porters 3 Sep 2016
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        no they didn't you jokers!

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      2. Susan Lee‏ @susankaylee16 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope that doctor and his whole network gets open fired. the picture tells me everything

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      3. Susan Lee‏ @susankaylee16 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @susankaylee16 @TheOnion

        @XHNews hey china, just so you know why people need to get fucked up seriously

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