awesome. About to get on a plane and this gem shows up on my Twitter feed. You're a cruel mistress, The Onion.
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One of the best headlines ever


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It truly is possible to perform a barrel roll without spilling one's slippery nipple.pic.twitter.com/oKEvRmVld3
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He previously buzzed a nudist beach for laughs!
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: Ok, we're going on Autopilot, the new stewardess just said yes, free drinks for everyone. be back in a half an hour.
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- that is perfect pilot hair.
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soo funneh
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