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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2016

    What Is The Alt-Right? http://onion.com/2bMI1dT pic.twitter.com/jdi4cdtK36

    12:15 PM - 29 Aug 2016
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      2. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First order of attack for the regressive left: call everyone who disagrees a racist.

        2 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. David “Spooky Jello” Conrad‏ @daiconrad 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @RRobovski

        You're a racist.

        4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @daiconrad

        See, point proven.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Boos Did 9/11 Cadre#42JB‏ @007Bistromath 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey could you guys maybe NOT hire a bunch of the same writers who turned Cracked from comedy into demagoguery tia

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      1. Hot Takes‏ @HotTakes1 29 Aug 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/klAQsXvomb

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      1. Bri‏ @unibrii 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @sopwerdna

        the best article tbh

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      1. Marmo‏ @Zeredek 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @NotSeriousSlav

        >As long as there are libtards that need uncuckingpic.twitter.com/97s5sCwBHk

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      2. Susan 👼‏ @detectivelily 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the fact that a white person chose this statement is proof that they acknowledge genocide of other races is a reality. #TryAgain

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      1. ))) ⚡️ ⚡️ 🐸 ⚡️ ⚡️(((‏ @TheSolutrean 1 Sep 2016
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        @eurorabbit The #altright is against diversity being FORCED on ALL and ONLY white countries and areas.

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      1. Cody Thompson‏ @therealcodythom 29 Aug 2016
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        @LOLGOP no no no, diversity is an old wooden ship, used in the civil war era...#idiots

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      1. peppercats‏ @_peppercats 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MellonFollie

        reminder that the onion has become an actual political tool since it was acquired by a company that supports HRC

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 29 Aug 2016
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        Rednecks in hiding.

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      2. JustASlav‏ @JustASlav 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They are right... Just take a look at Europe

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      2. Aidee Onofre‏ @aonofre 29 Aug 2016
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        White privilege is #DiversityGenocide

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