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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2016

    Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die http://onion.com/2c0oLIP pic.twitter.com/pYTlq3OjHs

    11:17 AM - 29 Aug 2016
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      1. Kevin Bulmer‏ @kbcfc1965 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Her body might die in 2041 but her mind has already gone.

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      1. Rob L. Rouser‏ @Rob_L_Rouser 29 Aug 2016
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        She traded her soul in exchange to discern her fate from the endless void.

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      2. J'Accuse...!‏ @BiotechSkeptic 29 Aug 2016
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        She's still alive?

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 29 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilary is like that in her work...now Trump by contrast says he will never die and has predicted his non-death on 35 occassions.

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      1. Alexander Lindsay‏ @lindsayclansman 29 Aug 2016
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        I don't know that she can truly die given she is the concept of corruption incarnate.

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      1. Christian Potts‏ @PottsShotsCP 29 Aug 2016
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        Omniscient!

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      1. Sasuke Hashima‏ @HashimaSasuke 5 Sep 2016
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        @PdotSpelly When will that be?

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      1. FreeTheSpeech‏ @Multi_Badger 31 Aug 2016
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        I remember when you were funny, then you were bought by people without a sense of humor

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      1. Eddie O'Neill‏ @eddieallo 29 Aug 2016
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        Rumor has it she's running for God...

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      1. Eric Eldridge‏ @game_uber 29 Aug 2016
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        Wasn't @TheOnion acquired by one of HIllary's biggest supporters, rendering everything they say about her worthless? http://interc.pt/1QqzBVD 

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      1. Greg Ingrassia‏ @GregIngrassia2 29 Aug 2016
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        hahaha

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      1. Maтт/Mıᴋe ⌀‏ @Savedge_Matejo 29 Aug 2016
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        @sam__eastman @SharkSandw1ch @CameronPacileo @Talon240 @Jaysobae

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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 29 Aug 2016
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        She's must never leave us.

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