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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2016

    Eric Trump Poses With Carcass Of Safari Guide Shot On African Hunting Trip http://onion.com/2bCIhcr pic.twitter.com/rUOERSNhdO

    8:25 AM - 25 Aug 2016
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    37 replies 1,139 retweets 2,132 likes
      1. darth™‏ @darth 26 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TimHaines omfg

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      1. Stephen Hanning‏ @shanning2 25 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that guide was harassing other guides. Problem guide. Needed to be put down. Fed a village for a month.

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      1. Little Chin‏ @bbjenning 25 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        guide demanded more than 40% of what was promised to him as payment for his services, had to be taken out.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 25 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disappointing not a trophy Guide, just a guide.

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      2. Preston Randall‏ @PrestonRandall 25 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think that trip was organized by Dick Cheney Safari Tours Ltd.

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      3. Cyndi Palmer‏ @Furkids3Cyndi 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @PrestonRandall @TheOnion

        Too funny!

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      1. murrayam‏ @murrayam 25 Aug 2016
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        there is something wrong with him, seriously

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      1. Johann‏ @GS30543279 25 Aug 2016
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Cyndi Palmer‏ @Furkids3Cyndi 3 Sep 2016
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        Now all we need to do is include all of Trump surrogates! 😊

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      1. Pete #FBPE  🇳🇱 🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @flambo__ 27 Aug 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/6ZDvKPzqXl

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      1. Pete #FBPE  🇳🇱 🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @flambo__ 27 Aug 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/xyF9OeLrgo

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      1. sammy james‏ @sammy_gamer6 26 Aug 2016
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA7495-Vcdc …

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      1. cleo peterson‏ @cleo_peterson 26 Aug 2016
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        Is the real, Factual?

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      1. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever 26 Aug 2016
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        @serafinowicz was Bannon his guide?😱😱😱

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      1. Snoop Lentil‏ @SlimSneed 26 Aug 2016
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        I like the dead guys jacket, with the orange cuffs. Dibs on the dead guys jacket!

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      1. Cynthia Lopez‏ @cindybryce61 25 Aug 2016
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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