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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2016

    Why Don’t People Like Hillary Clinton? http://onion.com/2bzBepp pic.twitter.com/HCSZkz4Wqc

    10:28 AM - 23 Aug 2016
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      1. Donny Jay Trump‏ @DonnyJayTrump 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        because when she smiles it looks her face is getting sucked into a vacuum.

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      1. Sir Mycroft‏ @sir_mycroft 23 Aug 2016
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        Same reason no one likes having an ice pick shoved in their eyes.

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      1. Phil Walsh‏ @PhilipJWalsh 23 Aug 2016
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        she lies all the time, and has done shit tons of bad and harmful things.

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      1. william welker‏ @shootmymoon 23 Aug 2016
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        she is corrupt and crooked!

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      1. Hope‏ @HopeOR 23 Aug 2016
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        Better yet, why do people like Trump???????????

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      1. dakeefster‏ @dakeefster 23 Aug 2016
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        sorry is this satire? Either openly support her or don't. Don't dress it up. Sad days for Onion

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      1. Thomas Walker‏ @thomaswalker42 23 Aug 2016
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        @spearse25

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      1. Sylentmana‏ @Sylentmana 23 Aug 2016
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        I'm starting to get the sense that The Onion has a bias.

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      1. Geronimo‏ @Nes4Rings 23 Aug 2016
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        it's great she goes around making jokes about deleted emails. I mean, only 4 Americans died from her negligence & corruption.

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      1. Don Berry‏ @4406Db 23 Aug 2016
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        ,because i have self respect!pic.twitter.com/B1I8bp0wav

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      1. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 23 Aug 2016
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        That's an awfully long list. Go away - whole family.

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      1. OFDorg4dems Blue Roses Democratic Wave‏ @OFD50StatesMngr 23 Aug 2016
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        well ignorant people maybe but the rest of us out there who know how to read sort information love her

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      1. Larry-bob‏ @larrybobsf 23 Aug 2016
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        Fact-checking @TheOnion… True: Hillary Clinton beat Garrison Keillor in the 1997 Grammy Awards for Best Spoken Word. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammy_Award_for_Best_Spoken_Word_Album#1990s …

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      1. GiantBreadbug‏ @GiantBreadbug 23 Aug 2016
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        for me it's mostly because she's a slithery megalomaniac who stomped all over the democratic process so she could win

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      1. Joe Schmoe‏ @FilthyDumbGamer 23 Aug 2016
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        >Suffers from unfortunate speech impediment of sounding like a capable, self-possessed womanpic.twitter.com/mA2ENvykdZ

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      1. Vitor M Ferreira‏ @vitferr 23 Aug 2016
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        vestige of intelligence?

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