forgot this was the onion. Probably because I could see this happening in real life.
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Maybe they should hire that Ed Snowden guy. I hear he specializes in their line of work.
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try turning it off and back on.
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The government has found out people good with computers like weed, so they don't pass clearance.
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I know "Word". I'll be right over!
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