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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Aug 2016

    Melania Trump Stumbles Upon Dozens Of Husband’s Haunting, Macabre Self-Portraits http://onion.com/2b4svw9 pic.twitter.com/t47JQ0hvZO

    6:13 AM - 20 Aug 2016
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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 20 Aug 2016
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        Kudos to whoever painted them, very talented. Makes me re-think my anti-pot stance...

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      1. MLBIpa‏ @MLBIpa 23 Aug 2016
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        @SumerSloan The best response to this find would be divorce!

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      1. Joe Moceri‏ @jmoceri34 20 Aug 2016
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        @LuanaCodes

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      1. rembrandtrubens‏ @rembrandtrubens 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still better than Hillary stumbling into Bill's stash of under aged girls' panties!Or Bill stumbling into Hillary's femdom stash!!

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      2. Bitchy & Skanky‏ @CSBBB 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @oinkoint22

        Her horror-squint just got worse...

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      1. Dr. Mantis Tobaggan‏ @BirdLawyer_Esq 22 Aug 2016
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        http://www.redbubble.com/people/yashillz/works/22889138-trump-tank?asc=u …

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      1. Dr. Mantis Tobaggan‏ @BirdLawyer_Esq 22 Aug 2016
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        http://www.redbubble.com/people/yashillz/works/22911313-drumpf?asc=u …

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      1. Kathy McGinty‏ @askmcginty 21 Aug 2016
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        @MattNegrin where's she been??

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      1. SRPassesItOn‏ @SallyRMelb 20 Aug 2016
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        @MWhalan was trying to figure out how (& why) she would have dozens of husbands. Saved by the apostrophe

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      1. Marcy R.‏ @granny_claudia 20 Aug 2016
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        @al_damato4 Ha ha ha!

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      1. Emma Lennon‏ @EmmaLennon3 20 Aug 2016
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        Why do I these somehow significantly less disturbing that George W. Bush's paintings of dogs?

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      1. Isaac Spaceman‏ @IsaacSpaceman 20 Aug 2016
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        seriously great/disturbing work by your art department here

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      1. LTTP‏ @muggles31 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        not sure why, but the ghost one is so funny to me.

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania 20 Aug 2016
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        More haunting would be the image of the real guy, naked, on top of you. "Am I awake or is this a nightmare?!" ~Melania

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      1. the Sage‏ @the_Sage_BB 20 Aug 2016
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        reposts suck

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      1. Annie G.‏ @NoArgumentHere 20 Aug 2016
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        @60th_Street The horror! The horror! Which is what you would expect from a #HeartofDarkness.

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      1. Aaron S‏ @KingAaronVII 20 Aug 2016
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        That's it. He should stick to paints. Shows some real talent there at least.

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      1. Xovizwe‏ @RobertNtuli3 20 Aug 2016
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        I always suspected, there was something wrong with him.... Worse, he can not even trust his own wife, with the secret....

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      1. Andie Mento‏ @crackedAndie 20 Aug 2016
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        @MELANIATRUMP They are all copies, honey.

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