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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2016

    Lochte now claims he was never a competitive swimmer and works as a graphic designer http://onion.com/2bpJwjG pic.twitter.com/v0NaDVXiCj

    12:43 PM - 18 Aug 2016
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    Ryan Lochte
    31 replies 2,261 retweets 3,606 likes
      1. Denise Mosley‏ @tdm827 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RyanLochtepic.twitter.com/29ygbuFIPB

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      1. Sarah Waites‏ @Addicted2Poli 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RyanLochte Lochte, the Sarah Palin of Olympic sports. Dumb as dirt and willing to lie like a rug to get some attention.

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      1. Clinton Kelii‏ @ClintonKelii 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte If you took my passport, id throw him under the bus before I left the terminal. Yeah he lied, this flight serve lunch?

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      1. John‏ @mrodark 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte Before or after landing under sniper fire?

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      1. YourPalVic‏ @YourPalVic 18 Aug 2016
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        I knew it! The other day he slammed his laptop shut saying he was just "practicing his swims", but I knew I saw Illustrator CC up.

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      1. Liz Sawyer‏Verified account @ByLizSawyer 18 Aug 2016
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        @rochelleolson will love this!

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 18 Aug 2016
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        Lochte had his Speedos confiscated & is under 24/7 surveillance, in case he was thinking of swimming to another country! RT

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      2. þƆmÄ¥ñÈ‏ @pattmayne 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RyanLochte Everybody should pretend that we thought he was doing a third different thing, like being a firefighter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. þƆmÄ¥ñÈ‏ @pattmayne 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @pattmayne @TheOnion @RyanLochte

        "Insane Firefighter Ryan Lochte claims he was never a swimmer and instead works as a graphic designer."

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Hannah Burns‏ @hannahclaairee 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte @alex_spartz

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      3. Alex  ♿️ 🛩‏ @alexspartz 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @hannahclaairee @TheOnion @RyanLochte

        bless you for finding this 😂

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      1. @graphartist‏ @graphartist 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte Has Trump said anything stupid today? Can someone reach him for a comment? - Lochte trying to change the subject.

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      1. Kimberly Ferguson‏ @K_Ferguson_ 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte @AColumbus1492

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      1. John William Whitlow‏ @_johnwhitlow 18 Aug 2016
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        @xalliecat

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      1. Frederick Frank‏ @GaskinsJeffrey 18 Aug 2016
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        @RyanLochte Did a little acting on the side too.pic.twitter.com/i0r439zu9W

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      1. Peapod  🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @WendyMichele48 18 Aug 2016
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