.@TheOnion But unethical capitalist practices have resulted in superior economic stability for Hell. Eternity is still an option!
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this is why we need trump
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I'm going to need to see a current P&L statement to really believe this.
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Jenny, can you believe that even Heaven is forced into cutbacks.
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Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/2b0upbv pic.twitter.com/55mh9aQkqB” @KC_ADRIAN__
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@lennycurry I Can Fix This Too!#AngelsForRansom No Wings For You!#HeroVictimsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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i understand...but then wut? ,)
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