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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2016

    Man On First Date Cunningly Leaves Behind One Of His Fingers At Woman’s House http://onion.com/2aYjoNB pic.twitter.com/5sANhspXYn

    7:54 PM - 16 Aug 2016
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      2. John Hughes‏ @not16candles 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe he just misunderstood what "leaving your digits" meant.

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      3.  🚲 Don R‏ @d0n_r 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @not16candles @TheOnion

        nice

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      1. Gavin Spooks‏ @guvnor99 17 Aug 2016
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        @Clockwork_Pixel

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      1.  🚲 Don R‏ @d0n_r 16 Aug 2016
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        that's my move but sadly I've to abandon the practice

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      1. abby bickel‏ @abbybickel 17 Aug 2016
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        always leave behind something personal for them to remember you by ☝️

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 16 Aug 2016
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        She later gave him the metaphorical finger on the street and said she'd tossed the real one down the disposal!

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      1. ghost emoji‏ @doobeeloo 16 Aug 2016
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        was gonna like it, but had to keep it at 420

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      1. very tired‏ @esotericgay 16 Aug 2016
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        Johnny Depp?

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      1. Phil Hartmark‏ @philhartmark 16 Aug 2016
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        Who hasn't done this.......

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      1. mokii‏ @octomokii 16 Aug 2016
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        that's definitely a way to slip a girl some finger. .

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      1. Tzu Zen‏ @E86HotWheels 16 Aug 2016
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        not OK, Cupid.

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      1. Jerry Otto‏ @quantumjazz1010 16 Aug 2016
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        it will only work 10 times. Just saying!!!

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      1. Ian Gao‏ @imikay 16 Aug 2016
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        WTF

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 16 Aug 2016
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        Genius!

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      1. JT‏ @devilraincity 16 Aug 2016
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        Copycats, It started with the divorce coverage of Johnny Depp. #modernvangogh

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