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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2016

    "Masking weakness, inadequacy, and failure is exactly what this country needs." http://onion.com/2b9Kxul pic.twitter.com/AXONnAMk9H

    9:09 AM - 16 Aug 2016
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    28 replies 807 retweets 1,496 likes
      1. Elliott...not to be Mistaken or Censored‏ @Elliottsplace 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        there is obviously many blind mice following this idiot.

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      1. Ravi Motha‏ @ravimotha 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CherylHeuton can anyone, anyone at all pinpoint how he colour matches his hair and skin??

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      1. jack miles‏ @milesjac 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        All #DonaldMcFraud wants is MONEY he dont care about nothing else!pic.twitter.com/5GpbG0cHLF

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      1. Minuteman Waiting‏ @4RNation 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your onion is old and stinks!

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      1. USN‏ @mrgus27_b 16 Aug 2016
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        @chrislhayes Don trump has way to much Interest with Russia and PUTIN! Don trump is 5 million TIMES UNTRUSTWORTH! HE IS CRAZY!

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      1. Jake Goldberg‏ @JakeJhgoldberg 16 Aug 2016
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        I remember when the onion was funny

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      1. USN‏ @mrgus27_b 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @chrislhayes last night on Rachel Maddow showed tape of Trump said this on TV That USA NUCLEAR WEAPONS are old! That is TREASON

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      1. Bon John Carlson‏ @Ryanlikevegas 16 Aug 2016
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        @DickyxPuke fuuuck haha

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      1. george daniel harvey‏ @DanielGdh12003 16 Aug 2016
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        @chrislhayes Well framed out diagnostic assessment of the candidate and of our times in my view.

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      1. valerie k Schechter‏ @Catcityval 18 Aug 2016
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        @maxjoseph that's holding it together? Omg!

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      1. LoriAM‏ @21sunshine64 16 Aug 2016
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        @chrislhayes trump is all the things listed untrustworthy unfit bully.

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      1. Al Cook‏ @DontoDent88 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Vomit.

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      1. Glenda Osnach‏ @gosnach 16 Aug 2016
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        LOL!!

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      1. Eileen Benavente-Bla‏ @eileenonguam 16 Aug 2016
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        @chrislhayes This article convinced Pope Francis to declare Trump a living saint. Who'd uh thunk it... .

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      1. eBetheBerlin‏ @bethe_009 16 Aug 2016
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        @colefilmsthings Omg, Mr. Orange. scary. very scary times 4 America

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      1. mike antonelli‏ @mfa3954 16 Aug 2016
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        @chrislhayes what a fraud

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