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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2016

    Details Of Trump’s Economic Plan http://onion.com/2aPEYy5 pic.twitter.com/gKmMGVWvRC

    8:33 AM - 13 Aug 2016
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      2. Jerry Ellison‏ @j49ellison 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald trump is a ignorant example of disrespectful incompetent disappointing deceitful dumbfounded redneck.

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      3. Rex 🎃Spookhouse‏ @RexDartEskimoPi 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @j49ellison @TheOnion

        Hey, now. No need to insult rednecks. Anyway, Drump is more of a burnt orange.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Northside Bard‏ @nnyyll55 13 Aug 2016
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        Honestly, though, this is basically his plan.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 13 Aug 2016
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        Larger numbers for everyone

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      1. #AllFactsMatter‏ @PlatypusApoc 13 Aug 2016
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        has anyone asked Trump if he was being serious or joking when he released his economic plan?

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      1. Breeze‏ @rmanzo251 13 Aug 2016
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        Reward the wealthy jobs creators for not creating a thing. But their own large bank accounts.

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      2. Kevin‏ @kenbu1 13 Aug 2016
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        Stop the Lying Clintons

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      3. Lajka in Orbit‏ @lajkainorbit 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @kenbu1 @TheOnion

        you realize this isn't a Washington Post story, right?

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      1. TonySomo‏ @somogyianthony 13 Aug 2016
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        wait...there are details?

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      1. Chris Shellhammer‏ @ChristopherS10 13 Aug 2016
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        I was having fun with drawing cartoon about the political life of today. Hillary verses Trump.pic.twitter.com/0EJUN2FEFD

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 13 Aug 2016
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        4. Get The Middle Class To Max Out Crédit Cards For Secret Advice Only Trump Knows To Pay For Economic Crisis Created By Plan

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 13 Aug 2016
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        3. Bring Back Jobs By Dictating American Workers Must.Simply Accept Chinese And Indian Labor Rates.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 13 Aug 2016
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        1. Help THE Rich Get to 0% Tax Rate. 2.Saddle The Middle Class With Additional Trillions In National Debt Plan Would Produce.

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      1. Julie Austin‏ @jaustinca 13 Aug 2016
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        thanks for the clarification!

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 13 Aug 2016
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        Details, more Bolsheviks to USA

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