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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Aug 2016

    Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs http://onion.com/2biZLML pic.twitter.com/LmqzC8417z

    12:20 PM - 11 Aug 2016
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    33 replies 1,065 retweets 1,994 likes
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      2. i'm gabriel herrera‏ @gabrielherrera 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Max_Mertens

        lmao

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      3. Max Mertens‏ @Max_Mertens 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @gabrielherrera @TheOnion

        She'll make an exception for you Gabe.

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      1. Steven Strittmatter‏ @stevenstritt 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Mangan150

        She seems reasonable. Lets just go back to being her colonies until the next election cycle.

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      1. EHZ240‏ @EHZ240 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        errr too late me thinks.... mssrs Saville & Wogan?

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      2. Dando Shaft‏ @lennylaw 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You may jest but DJs Pete Tong and David Rodigan have been awarded MBEs in recent honours lists. No knights yet, though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. illuminatus‏ @illuminatus 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @lennylaw @TheOnion

        JIMMY. SAVILE. <shudder>

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      4. Dando Shaft‏ @lennylaw 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @illuminatus @TheOnion

        Gosh. Yes. Of course. The first man to use two turntables.

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      1. Kyle Rogers‏ @ckylerogers 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CalWells

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      1. Bill‏ @Linnuhmonsta 11 Aug 2016
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        @ARPdid911

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      1. Andy McCullough‏ @reintegra_andy 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is she now regretting knighting Anthony Ray as Sir Mix-a-lot?

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      1. Dorothy Higgins‏ @itsybitsydotsie 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        or meet PresidentDRUMPF

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      1. Christian Potts‏ @PottsShotsCP 11 Aug 2016
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        That hat is real

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      2. Ɇ‏ @OverHereTweetin 11 Aug 2016
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        @Mxhrix

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      3. M‏ @Mxhrix 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @OverHereTweetin @StillEarnest @TheOnion

        Lmfao

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      2. Mike Stillborn‏ @MikeStillborn 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        queen elizabeth is a divorced man posin as queen to see his kids robin williams knew the truth he was murdered for his silence!!!

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      3. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @MikeStillborn @TheOnion

        how long have you been snorting Ajax?

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      4. Mike Stillborn‏ @MikeStillborn 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Intertubes9000 @TheOnion

        not as long as youve been lying to people about being an artist when you are infact an untalented pretentious nothing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @MikeStillborn @TheOnion

        Awe, lets hold hands and share our feelings, bro. I'm not into snorting Ajax though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Mike Stillborn‏ @MikeStillborn 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Intertubes9000 @TheOnion

        maybe you should snort ajax, then you might draw something that doesnt look like "Arts extra chromosome"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @MikeStillborn @TheOnion

        I was going for two extra chromosomes, case closed then. Lets celebrate by leaping into the air for a high five.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Mike Stillborn‏ @MikeStillborn 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Intertubes9000 @TheOnion

        i dont airfive, but here is a consolation "motivational picture" i hope it inspires you.pic.twitter.com/a3AgeEzXKi

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      9. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 11 Aug 2016
        Replying to @MikeStillborn @TheOnion

        It's nice that you and your boyfriend have pastimes like that.

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