@meganganz thank you so much for this. Could hardly make it through each sentence between laughing fits.
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- In related news, woman puts water on nightstand in case cat needs to knock it over onto her face in the middle of the night.
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Waterbottles my friend
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omg tbt
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@SethMacFarlane hey some of us have real problems like the three day old styrofoam cup of milk on the radiator. And cake.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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may in fact be the best article ever written.
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My ex. Every fucking night...
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literally cried reading that!
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@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nightpic.twitter.com/QQThOAXafE
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Me, too. I ALWAYS have a glass of water next to the bed.
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you know I keep it there because my throat gets dry if I don't drink before I go to bed.
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Did my husband commission this?
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I prefer to use red wine!
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