main reason I hate sleeping at other people's houses, lack of filthy blankets and blackened pillows
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Something really scratchy, maybe covered in pet hair?
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@laurenlapkus my worst nightmare.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He also asked for a virgin to sleep with "if you have one lying around."
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Such a houseguest is in need of a large milk and molasses enema administered by the HOST!
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