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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Aug 2016

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Whose Default Is It Anyway?' http://onion.com/2awA48I pic.twitter.com/g5b9ILgLnj

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      2. Ken from Wisconsin‏ @KenfromWisconsi 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have a 22 yo daughter that works massive overtime, pays her own way and is nothing like the common image of mils. A lot aren't.

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3.  👑Emperor  🅱est  🅱ald  🅱oy‏ @ThePatMann 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @KenfromWisconsi @TheOnion

        it's the Onion, I wouldn't take it too seriously lol

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      4. Ken from Wisconsin‏ @KenfromWisconsi 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ThePatMann @TheOnion

        I didn't, - I just like to let folk know there's a multitude of mils out there who function well, they provided an op

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Paulette Martinez‏ @paulettemartine 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        boring stereotyping. Thought your stuff was supposed to be funny

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      1. gingerhammers‏ @HammersGinger 7 Aug 2016
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        <Yawn> Boomers burned all the fucking money with their corrupt banking and liberal big govt policies. And they’re shitty parents!

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      1. Laurel Sindewald‏ @Laureleye 7 Aug 2016
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        did your millennial writers take a day off? This looks like blind boomer work to me.

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      1. HRG | ¹Jim³Bob ❁‏ @1jim3bob 7 Aug 2016
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        jesus that seems way too much like an actual political cartoon

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      1. TEAWRECKS‏ @teawrecks88 8 Aug 2016
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        my second favorite part is how upset some people are getting over internet comments

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      1. TEAWRECKS‏ @teawrecks88 8 Aug 2016
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        my favorite part is the excessive labeling on things. Label all the things

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      1. dru‏ @drewm4c 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't wait to defund medicare and social security. I wouldn't want you old bats to feel ENTITLED to anything.

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      1. Helene Linden‏ @HeleneLinden1 7 Aug 2016
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        m

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      1. Not Actually a Cat‏ @PKLong62 7 Aug 2016
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        .@TheOnion Cute, but do millennials even know what bonbons are?

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      2. billy runaway‏ @billyrunaway 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        way off the mark,onion.this is not reality.

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      3. A. Davis‏ @alex91Davis 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @billyrunaway @TheOnion

        right, it's satire

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