God was playing "Just the tip" with a black hole. Been there many times.
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Sounds like He doesn't have Universal Healthcare.
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Jews!! it was the tip of the finger!!!
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You proud of this trash?
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@CountingCrows you might like? “@TheOnion: God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident http://onion.com/2aGbDsV pic.twitter.com/GuFerThZCE”
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I hate when that happens.
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funniest article I've read in a long time!
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