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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Aug 2016

    Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic http://onion.com/2aWu52F pic.twitter.com/47Q6C0E5zB

    12:49 PM - 4 Aug 2016
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Listen, buddy, I haven’t even gotten warmed up yet." –@Pontifexhttp://onion.com/2aWu52F 

        10 replies 142 retweets 337 likes
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      1. Graham‏ @zhellas 4 Aug 2016
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        They don't call him Frankie Knuckles for nothing!

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      1. Sherry Lochan‏ @wendylochan 4 Aug 2016
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        hopes he comes to Trinidad &tobago soon,they need a good whooping here

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      1. Julie Mehegan‏ @JulieMehegan 4 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @bmolynch

        This is gross.

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      2. chris‏ @fntrader 4 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do the same joke about #Muslims and see what happens.

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      1. Pamela Ann Los‏ @PamelaAnnLos2 4 Aug 2016
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        Oh God, thats funny!!

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      1. Barbara®™‏ @BarbaraEEllison 4 Aug 2016
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        most accurate news on the web

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 4 Aug 2016
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        The Pope then blessed his next blood transfusion, before the next beating commenced. Pope - "Keepin it 1480."

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 4 Aug 2016
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        Be grateful the man only has one lung. Could have been MUCH worse.

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      1. Enrico Augustus‏ @Dallalipop 4 Aug 2016
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        @DamiyenRicardo

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      1. John Treen‏ @jollyjohnboy 4 Aug 2016
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        next comes the belt#PopeJustice

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      1. Eamonn Fitzgerald‏ @eamonn 4 Aug 2016
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        Who knows what Cardinal Bergoglio experienced during Argentina's Dirty War.

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        Cardinal Fang, fetch the comfy chair!

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