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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Aug 2016

    Study: Average Person’s Enjoyment Of Vacation Drops 36% For Each Additional Family Member Presenthttp://onion.com/2aSd3mp 

    11:47 AM - 3 Aug 2016
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      2. Julian‏ @incredulicious 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hehe @JCrapkus

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      3. crapkus‏ @JCrapkus 3 Aug 2016
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        then I'm in the red 😲

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      1. Aimi Komori‏ @AimiKomori 3 Aug 2016
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        @VictorBruneski 😄😄😄

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      1. Ken Grierson‏ @snarkywhiteguy 3 Aug 2016
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        @BumfOnline so everyone in this picture is 100% unhappy & 8% depressed?

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      1. 𓂀 åṃєŗıċå‏ @talkstowind 3 Aug 2016
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        I feel like I'll be experiencing this in October if we can decide on a damn location

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      1. Amy Hollyfield‏Verified account @amyhollyfield 3 Aug 2016
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        haaaaaa! My vacay starts Saturday! Will think of this and quietly giggle.

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      2. Nana Yaa‏ @rougedove 4 Aug 2016
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        @royaleassassin

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        @josh_vernon1

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 3 Aug 2016
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        it's best to vacation with strangers. Just meet someone at the airport & flip a coin to see where u go.

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      1. Georgia Hejduk‏ @torterajirka 3 Aug 2016
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        Sure

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      1. socks‏ @youneedsocks 3 Aug 2016
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        polygamists aside.

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 3 Aug 2016
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        scientists discover correlation between disappointed vacation statistics, and Dads ready to turn the car around.

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      1. Dave Baker‏ @croixtien 3 Aug 2016
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        Mostly only #turds take vacations

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