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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Aug 2016

    Report: More Americans Relying On Grandparents To Help Fuck Up Their Kids http://onion.com/2aey458 pic.twitter.com/EkGRdreijV

    6:59 AM - 1 Aug 2016
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    • M. Da Glyde Woodrow Spooky Scary Staleytons Jeremiah Poope Dr. Robbie 🅱️rian's ghost cpcole 👍🏻 🧟‍♂️Eeeeerie Brown🧟‍♂️ Δlife = lifef-lifei
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      1. Jonn R.‏ @ReBourneAgain 1 Aug 2016
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        The proper way to raise the little shits, they've gotta learn from the best

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      1. SD‏ @smallville730 1 Aug 2016
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        @tchrquotes

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      1. jwizz.‏ @Stithnyc 7 Aug 2016
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        lol

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 1 Aug 2016
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        I lost my foot chopping wood with grandpa. Cauterizing the stump, and replacing my foot with a tiny wheel built character.

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 1 Aug 2016
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        I'm only an honorary, but I can't wait to give the little tyke his 1st smoke.And the bourbon at nap times?Works wonders 4 both us!

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      1. KM Heldovich Esq.‏ @HeldKerry 1 Aug 2016
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        You betcha

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      2. Hèlen Grives‏ @mesmoiron 1 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        reads like a propaganda state advertisement for daycare. Fucked up society trends produce fucked up people. #squeezedSuckers

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      3. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 1 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mesmoiron @TheOnion

        It reads like "maybe you should stay home & look after yr own damned kids", which isn't a bad idea, 4 mother or father

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      4. Hèlen Grives‏ @mesmoiron 1 Aug 2016
        Replying to @katydid_alot @TheOnion

        stressed out parents can be toxic. Taking care is about being allowed to do a good job. Just like the workforce

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      5. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 1 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mesmoiron @TheOnion

        The job of at-home-parent is highly underrated in importance.Yet it's treated like a part-time hobby these days

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      1. Army Vietnam Vet‏ @JohnAndHayley 1 Aug 2016
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        You REALLY need to expand your vocabulary to include MORE 5+ letter words.. I'm no prude, but I WINCE after some of your words. 😧

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      1. Hèlen Grives‏ @mesmoiron 1 Aug 2016
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        might be but it is more an indication of habit and not up to date knowledge, a lack of EQ empathy. Fast life vs priority/pacing

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      1. Rake Jay‏ @wetsocksunicorn 1 Aug 2016
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        HAHAHA!

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      1. Paul‏ @pablo_honey1 1 Aug 2016
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        Everyone deserves a second chance.

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      2. Franciscan Poet‏ @FranciscanPoet 1 Aug 2016
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        Watch the language please.

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