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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2016

    Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Contexthttp://onion.com/2ambIV0 

    8:45 AM - 31 Jul 2016
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      1. ..........boo  🇪🇺‏ @ScrumptiousBlue 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EleanorBlueman Before he gives millions and millions to charity (10 grand in 7 years), he might want to invest in a brain.

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      1. Anthony Pingitore‏ @TPingitore 31 Jul 2016
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        Trump is going to put you guys out of business. Parody is now reality.

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      1. Julie Pillay‏ @Julia3131 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing to put into context. His words & statements are as clear as day. He's just trying to influence the media!

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      1. Twin Peaks Mark is Back for the Time Being‏ @ImALegendKiller 31 Jul 2016
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        This might be the finest piece you've ever produced

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      1. Argus Collingwood  🌊‏ @ArgusC 31 Jul 2016
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        @haylesatan lmao!

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      1. Joel Goldman‏ @JoelGoldman1 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        great stuff

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      1. Linda Hume-Sastre‏ @LHumeSastre 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeffBurch_

        Someone needs to take a stab at making The Moron coherent.

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      1. Dom Thomas‏ @domtthomas 31 Jul 2016
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        @MattJGreer22

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      1. Poopy MaGee‏ @thecrapmeister 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Typical Onion bullshit bipartisanship.

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      1. Tyler‏ @Neurokeen 31 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys blew it on the quotes. They're too coherent to sound like Trump's signature word salad.

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      1. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn 1 Aug 2016
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        @troutm8 Just like Kahn, he's back, beam me up Scottie. If HilLIARy had voted against the Iraq war, Kahn's son might be alive.

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      1. V. Hare‏ @hareme2 31 Jul 2016
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        Listened to @GStephanopoulos interview Trump.Trump was so bad throughout.Even asked what's a relationship.#NoTrumppres

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      1. Deborah Washington‏ @nugslilsis 31 Jul 2016
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        @advodude that's terribly funny ! They need to stop! And just not cover him for 30 days!! Then --Heaven! Ya think #ifonly

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      1. Rob Noakes - VE3PCP‏ @GPKRacing 31 Jul 2016
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        Ah, poor wittle boy. The big bad news man is picking on him..Happy to be Canadian!

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      1. Jeb Manning‏ @JebManning 31 Jul 2016
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        My heart weeps. Let me play my tiny violin for him.

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      1. Bill Stewart, now extra scary for October!‏ @BillStewart415 31 Jul 2016
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        Hey, Onion, stop being indistinguishable from real news! Re:http://onion.com/2ambIV0 

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      1. Betty Ford‏ @BettyFo92123136 31 Jul 2016
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        You only are responsible for what comes out of your mouth!

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