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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2016

    Encouraging New Study Indicates Majority Of U.S. Students Can Now Recognize Math http://onion.com/2aEr9Ex pic.twitter.com/BYWu4Fhom2

    12:45 PM - 29 Jul 2016
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    20 replies 621 retweets 1,463 likes
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      2. Hash Tag Fukit‏ @weasleGTX 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is a joke, but oddly enough, it's very close to reality now a days.

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      3. Cheesetrader‏ @cheesetrader1 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @weasleGTX @TheOnion

        Your words taken right from my keyboard

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      1. Satire 24/7‏ @Satire247 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good, now maybe we can move up to number 32 in the World?

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      1. J Hayes‏ @michalhayes 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too true to be funny

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      1. Andy‏ @andycalvert87 29 Jul 2016
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        whilst ironically spelling it wrong. Its maths

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      1. Chris Kalmbach‏ @ChrisKalmbach 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @mikekruger

        That's Standard for Mathematical Practice 9, I'm pretty sure.

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      1. L188188  🌀‏ @L188188 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reminds me of when Beavis and Butthead would read: "uh, words... words... more words... huh-huh."

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      2. Cara‏ @caraxmaxine 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @squibbbly 👌🏽 good work teach!

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      1. Thomas Eckard‏ @TomsGoneHome 2 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, until recently I thought I was being taught Japanese.

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 30 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Recognizing math is OK, but can they hand-roll a joint?@theonion

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      1. Karen Winslow‏ @Mommaw7364 30 Jul 2016
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        @WinslowEthan except at the D&D on West Housie!

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      1. Stephen Bell‏ @stephenis 30 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "it's that stuff with numbers and shapes right"

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      1. Bradley Hunter‏ @Bradley_Saint_B 29 Jul 2016
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        Oh no! Next thing they'll be inventing the atomic bomb!

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      1. 王叙淞‏ @wangxusong2016 29 Jul 2016
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        too difficult. leave this kid alone.

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      1. Chara J. Dreemurr‏ @CharaTheFallen 29 Jul 2016
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        Now it's just the question of if they can solve it.

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      1. Roy A Lang Jr‏ @RALangJr 29 Jul 2016
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        If those whose responsibility it is to educate, would do do instead of indoctrinating. Our youth will be good.

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      1.  🅱️oys n girls n babes LETS GO‏ @BulletsFanAcct 29 Jul 2016
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        - 10 = nice

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