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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2016

    Top Story: Hillary Clinton Holds Infant Grandson Upside Down By Ankle In Front Of Convention Crowdhttp://onion.com/2akTTmB 

    7:57 AM - 29 Jul 2016
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      1. Breeze‏ @rmanzo251 29 Jul 2016
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        You know that Little Trumpie Square Pant followers are dumb enough to believe that.

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      1. dan camp‏ @tory7007 29 Jul 2016
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        HEY !! he's got "Donald Trump" hands !!

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      1. Devo LeDude‏ @DevoLeDude 29 Jul 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/wUbj3a8W3R

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      1. Bob Coulter‏ @bobmass2003 29 Jul 2016
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        Did Trump give you that picture? It looks like something he would say she did. Should we start calling him scrunchy face.

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      1. Curmudgeon‏ @dbennett_ks 29 Jul 2016
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        Unlike Abraham, Hillary _will_ sacrifice that kid!

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      1. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 29 Jul 2016
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        zzzzz

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      1. David Truzman‏ @TruzTweet 29 Jul 2016
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        umm... You guys do realize this is a parody of what Michael Jackson did when introducing his son Prince, right?

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      1. Pat Kozub De Marco‏ @Pattie626 29 Jul 2016
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        - does The Onion have a lot of followers? I wonder what their average intelligence quota is...RIDICULOUS!!!!

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      1. Arturo Villegas‏ @mis2chinchias 29 Jul 2016
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        ohh thats Donald Trump as a baby!

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      1. Kurt Burnett‏ @oceanmutt1 29 Jul 2016
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        that's funny as hell and we'll reminds me of the babes she will litter the deserts of the mid east with

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      1. vperry‏ @VickiPerry30 29 Jul 2016
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        She is evil incarnate.

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      1. susheel‏ @susheelkbfi 29 Jul 2016
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        what a farce!

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      1. Sharon Davies‏ @SharonDaviesSRQ 29 Jul 2016
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        give me a break

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      1. Joe‏ @AvgJoe432 29 Jul 2016
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        sounds like bohemian grove.

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      1. Nicholas Birch‏ @ncberzerker 29 Jul 2016
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        @realDonaldTrump bring her to heel, Hillary has zero regard for infants

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      1. FreeTheSpeech‏ @Multi_Badger 29 Jul 2016
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        zzzzzz

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