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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jul 2016

    Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Contexthttp://onion.com/2aArtqI 

    12:44 PM - 28 Jul 2016
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    36 replies 1,640 retweets 2,535 likes
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      2. caroline roemmele‏ @caroliner4ever 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if this man becomes prez we are all in deep shit.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Billy‏ @BillyZambidis 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @caroliner4ever @TheOnion

        start educate yourself #HillaryforPrison2016 I cannot believe she is still running for President, like WTF

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. caroline roemmele‏ @caroliner4ever 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @BillyZambidis

        I am educated. I'm Canadian , remember?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Gary‏ @Moredumbtweets 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol very funny cause it's spot on

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      1. LoriAM‏ @21sunshine64 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LawrenceBland Stop blaming the reporter n others for opening your trap. Own you words n stop backsliding u big baby 🍼🍼

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      1. jefferzin‏ @MyInfo15455236 29 Jul 2016
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        shut up onion!!

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      1. CJ‏ @CYNJONES 28 Jul 2016
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        ; Donald is a deranged and sick man, I'm really starting to believe he has some sort of mental problems.

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      1. Brandy Maynard‏ @BrandyRMaynard 28 Jul 2016
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        Nice! But use smaller words and incomprehensible sentences next time 'quoting' Trump and it could be mistaken for real news.

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      1. Arthur Simmons‏ @asimmons35 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A man so smart would be. able to communicate better

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      1. Laguna‏ @unca_laguna 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You publish this a day after the media shits itself over a joke about Russia. You guys have become as funny as Stephen Colbert.

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      1. Joseph Stehman‏ @JosephStehman 28 Jul 2016
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        #tempertantrum

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      1. Gordon‏ @ceanaedech 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol. Love your stuff, wonder how long afore FBI serve a warrant on me if I asked a Russian to hack govt official Clinton's emails

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      1. President Camacho  🌐& 🌹‏ @smitty0889 28 Jul 2016
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        @iamstu08

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      1. SurrealLife‏ @SurrealLife 29 Jul 2016
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        This is so amazing--he doesn't even realize how stupid he is!

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      1. J. Styborski‏ @J_Styborski 29 Jul 2016
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        he's right

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      1. Konrad Murawski‏ @KonradTheWall 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ewqaewqa

        and he is successful, his words make sense, not constant voice from DNC that everything is ok, everything is fine ;-)

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      1. Lawrence Bland‏ @LawrenceBland 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if you are sick of it, then shut your dammed trap!!! #nevertrump #lyindonald #donaldtrumpwantstodatehisdaughter

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      1. andrew hass‏ @andrewhass2 28 Jul 2016
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        If Trump becomes president everything he says or does will be put under a microscope.

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      1. Helen Manning‏ @Mhmomof3 28 Jul 2016
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        @TheOnion @johnframanningpic.twitter.com/FKQJuZjrkn

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