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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jul 2016

    Obama: ‘Hillary Will Fight To Protect My Legacy, Even The Truly Detestable Parts’ http://onion.com/2a13Cjj pic.twitter.com/G5ORuwONV5

    8:08 PM - 27 Jul 2016
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      1. Realname‏ @Usernamely 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        careful now, you're almost reporting the actual news

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      1. AlanB‏ @burl97 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        4 more years of lying and corruption, NO, enough is enough

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      2. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shut Your Whore Mouth, Onion

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      1. Daniel‏ @danieljayz 28 Jul 2016
        Replying to @LaurenWoltemate @TheOnion

        ya but that was pre-trump

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      1. Red, White & Through‏ @RedWhiteThrough 27 Jul 2016
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        lolololololololololololol legacy? Being the worst president in American history? Yeah ok! build the wall and toss his ass over it!

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      1. donttreadonme53‏ @donttreadonme53 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @kwesr

        Anyone remember last time King BO had a Press Conference with open Questions? Hardly had any of the Pre-screened Variety.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 27 Jul 2016
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        Wow he is saying she will throw gas on the already burning dumpster fire.pic.twitter.com/UHnTC2mKDd

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      1. Agent Aggretsuko!‏ @Ahavah22 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        4 More Drones! How to kill Americans overseas, the legal way! I love #Obama, but yeah #DemsInPhilly

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      1. Kath 🎃ween Lee‏ @kathleenelee 27 Jul 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/94PjfZiscW

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      1. RP‏ @RP39279683 28 Jul 2016
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        @Cindyg1948Cindy Your legacy??? 😂😂😂 This is America! Wow you are not a legacy!

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      1. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato 27 Jul 2016
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        You guys know this is parody, right? That being said, the article is fair.

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      1. 明瞭な強暴‏ @ThePromisedWLAN 27 Jul 2016
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        SAVAGE.

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      1. Donald Cameron‏ @ProcessLogix 29 Jul 2016
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        Obamas legacy, what a loser

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      1. Michael J Osborne‏ @Mike_Osborne1 28 Jul 2016
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        amazing unabated clown speak. I am so tired of hearing his voice. Like Clinton they can not tell the truth. Smooth but liars!

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      1. Cryptoversity‏ @Crypt0versity 28 Jul 2016
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        @acridAxid thats why she sided with John McCain over Obama, short memory gullible fool have, & ignorance of her recent fraud

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      1. robroy‏ @robroy81412212 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we are slaves to a remedial Half African who relates to The Commie welfare state. Republicans are exceptional? WHERE?

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      1. Pamela Jones‏ @usaforamericans 27 Jul 2016
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        @redsteeze Good riddance to very bad Rubbish. Hope the WH door hits Obama in the ass on the way out.

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