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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2016

    Convention Crowd Really Hoping Bill Clinton Breaks Tension With Joke About How Terrible He Looks http://onion.com/29YkYwW  #DemsInPhilly

    7:11 PM - 26 Jul 2016
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    • hater and loser Stefano Tugnoli Kourtney Olson Jan Alsop Jackie Tina Kelly Kimberly Watson BestDiet Isla Janet Murphy
    61 replies 508 retweets 1,095 likes
      1. Midnite-8 Commandant‏ @sweeney1528 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        -The Haitians that he robbed must have put a spell on him.

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      1. CROWENATION™  🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸‏ @CROWENATION2018 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JStoddardYoung1 looks like his makeup was done by a mortician.

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      1. Gary stay‏ @gandbayinthebay 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AIDSSkrillex AIDS and liver cancer will have him in the ground before Christmas

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      1. Margaret Brewer‏ @margaret__bee 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ClarkGovtDMC

        Most interesting thing in his speech was finding out Hillary wasn't always democratic!! I was unaware!

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      1. AmericaRunsBetterOnTrump‏ @GeauxTrump2016 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @JStoddardYoung1

        Hillary been beating her housemate Bill with a phone book? Hold on Bill POTUS TRUMP on his way #TRUMPDAY1_20_17

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      1. Iam Me  🇺🇸‏ @Lovethebeach999 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Ricky_Vaughn99 @HillaryClinton sucked the life out of him

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      2. hand foot mouth disease‏ @swaigedanby 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DerikBitterness he's got the suds

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      4. hand foot mouth disease‏ @swaigedanby 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @DerikBitterness

        it's my thing don't question it

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      1. MJ. Hill‏ @mj_mjremember52 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yo must not be looking at the same convention. He looks great!

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      1. Lindsey‏ @LElwell8 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too bad he isn't wearing a pink tie right now

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      1. Kenneth Glenn Koons‏ @KoonsGlenn 26 Jul 2016
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        Be sure your sin will find you out.

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      1. Mike DiSabatino‏ @theMadMikeman 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WPufall little low on the FLUIDS.

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      1. Veterman 2‏ @Veterman2 26 Jul 2016
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        Because you didn't know who or what they really are.

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      1. Veterman 2‏ @Veterman2 26 Jul 2016
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        Because if they makeup the news and you agree with it they make a fool of you for falling for their fake article because you didn-

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