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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2016

    New STEM Education Initiative Inspires Girls To Earn Less Than Men In Scientific Career http://onion.com/2auC5as pic.twitter.com/l40YsTkeAn

    11:07 AM - 26 Jul 2016
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      2. JibStow  😈 💀 🎃 🕸‏ @seafoamscribble 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hiwhojoined @ElizaStet for real tho

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      3. natural disaster‏ @ElizaStet 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @seafoamscribble @TheOnion @hiwhojoined

        BAN MEN

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      1. James Oswald  🦇‏ @azmyth2 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cute, but women in STEM fields earn just as much as men.

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      1. Michelle Rosenblum  🎶 🐦 💕‏ @MichelleRsnblum 26 Jul 2016
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        I try to earn less every day!

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      2. BigDicko‏ @TheBigDicko 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why is every media outlet a left leaning cuck?

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      3. BaZZe‏ @OfficialBaZZe 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheBigDicko @TheOnion

        Why is every media outlet reader a right wing idiot?

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      4. BigDicko‏ @TheBigDicko 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @OfficialBaZZe @TheOnion

        I'm not sure, you'll have to ask them

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      1. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 26 Jul 2016
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        Blah, blah.

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      1. Carl‏ @garrosdog 26 Jul 2016
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        ANYTHING that'll get EVEN ONE of them to BEGIN ANY!!! FORTUNE 500 COMPANY....PLEASE U LAZY BITCHES. MEN want to complain for once.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Jul 2016
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        If they can get a large quantity of the cheaper female scientists on staff, they can reduce the price of boner pills.

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      1. BabyAWACS KISS Chris‏ @dubengeldu 26 Jul 2016
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        "STEM-education adapted to menstruation,womens hysteria,and other female issues in case touching is too tight"

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      1. BabyAWACS KISS Chris‏ @dubengeldu 26 Jul 2016
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        "new STEM-education barbie still not thin enough" or "STEM-education not deemed useful for career in Trump tower" or

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      1. BabyAWACS KISS Chris‏ @dubengeldu 26 Jul 2016
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        how about "new STEM-lessons Barbie still not thin enough"

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      1. Michael Barber‏ @Mrmjbarber 26 Jul 2016
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        yeah it's anything with a socio- in front of it

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      1. Stephen Strobel‏ @StrobeI_ 26 Jul 2016
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        guess they should opt for the ever lucrative fashion merchandising majors

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