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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2016

    ‘Fear Not—She Means You No Harm,’ Says Elizabeth Warren, Revealing Docile Hillary Clinton To Crowd http://onion.com/2amierI  #DemsInPhilly

    7:29 PM - 25 Jul 2016
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      2. Matt Johnson‏ @Rudeboy737 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @timjawnders @LoonSquad_

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      3. Tim Saunders‏ @timjawnders 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @Rudeboy737 @TheOnion @LoonSquad_

        http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-emails-prove-dnc-was-working-against-sanders-and-4684 …

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All she needs is a top hat and cane then start signing Putting on the Ritz.pic.twitter.com/4dDoQYpREg

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      1. The Binary Son‏ @TheBinarySon 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ByTimGraham

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc …

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      1. Casey Bair‏ @CaseyBair 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or she means you all the harm

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      1. OregonMuse‏ @OregonMuse 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @alexthechick

        once again, the Onion delivers a back-handed compliment to Hillary in the guise of humor.

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      1. chris‏ @fntrader 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The #DNCConvention is going so poorly I thought u were a news source for a second.

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      1. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ,,,No Worries..What's a little Political Zika Virus in the #WhiteHouse? @Appsame.@rt_com.@nih.@billmaher.@kevinjacksontbs.@nypost

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      1. Zippy‏ @Treesatweets 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha!

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      1. Dimitri Pappas‏ @DimDaWGGGG 22 Oct 2016
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        @julia_abo @Lopapps

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      1. Tequilaa Bob‏ @TequilaaBob 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @iamjermainew

        And for there next trick!pic.twitter.com/4JvRmsrhUb

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      1. Charlotte the Useless Ghost‏ @confusedcharlot 26 Jul 2016
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        HILLARY SMASH! @sadydoyle

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      1. kenny goers‏ @kennygoers 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @sceptre1067

        not close to truth... Though I understand why, she isn't much better than Trump

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      1. LORD SCREWTAPE‏ @screwtape1a12 26 Jul 2016
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        @OrwellForks corporal Agarn didn't spend enough time on her speech...

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      1. patriotblue‏ @458socom80 26 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        then why is she dressed like a pimp from 1976? Pretty sure that exact suit is worn by one of Tony's men in Scarface.

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      1. Hank gunderson‏ @Vawmtsamsiyu 25 Jul 2016
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        can we have the Borg instead? They're nicer.

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      1. Ricardo Pica‏ @theheckusay 25 Jul 2016
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        She is Satan so no apologies required

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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Murf56

        The straw woman the Republicans built, with media complicity.

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