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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2016

    Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’ http://onion.com/2aqt6aD  #DemsInPhillypic.twitter.com/jHfCHgYOlc

    7:08 PM - 25 Jul 2016
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      1. jcm176‏ @jcm176 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well I'm sure the trumps are writing down every word of this. So that the orange mans idiot wife will have somthing to copy!

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      2. Kate C‏ @katgrneyes 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        looking very masculine tonight Michael! I mean Michelle!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. jeremy‏ @code__brew 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @katgrneyes @TheOnion

        How's that, b?

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      4. teemcee  👩🏾‍💻 👸🏾 🧚🏾‍♂️ 💃🏽‏ @teemcee 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @code__brew @GoneOldParty

        She's busy refreshing the #FLOTUS hashtag so that she can comment negatively on every post, right @katgrneyes? 😐 @TheOnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tiago Leifert‏Verified account @TiagoLeifert 25 Jul 2016
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        "this is my speech for tonight, all rights reserved. Thank you"

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      1. hank‏ @4poorfolks 25 Jul 2016
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        @frLarousse2 resting bitch face at its best

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      1. Chris Rice‏ @Chris_Rice_ 25 Jul 2016
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        "I'd like to thank all of you for taking my handsome, energetic husband and turning him into a shriveled revenant in just 8 years"

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      1. Richard Barber‏ @rbarber207 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To me the Onion is racist

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      1. Cindy Young‏ @onlyoneCindy 25 Jul 2016
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        blame it on some one else

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      1. C-Mc‏ @Cherstar1 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lips service is flowing debts are being fulfilled.

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      1. Rachel Penabella‏ @rpenabel 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All this for a White Privledge $%^&

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      1. Adso of Melk‏ @PalimpsestMan 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @nickgillespie

        Didn't they desparately want this? I mean, really badly?

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      1. Rachel Penabella‏ @rpenabel 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats 8 years We'LL never get back. <SIGH>

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      1. HungarianFalcon‏ @HungarianFalcon 25 Jul 2016
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        everybody: "us, too"

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      1. Giselle penrose‏ @penrose_giselle 25 Jul 2016
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        when the Bully Trump go low HRC will go higher. Go First Lady

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      1. Sad Razorback‏ @derekmadden 25 Jul 2016
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        is she nakey?

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      1. Harvey Updyke‏ @Harveyrolltide 25 Jul 2016
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        LMFAO

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      2. jeff‏ @scrappy258 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn she is so ugly..

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      2. Bonzai!‏ @bonzaibabes 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol it might be fake but i can just imagine her saying this.

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      3.  🕷 🎃 🕸 💀‏ @studentofluck 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @bonzaibabes @TheOnion

        everything about the onion is fake

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      4. Bonzai!‏ @bonzaibabes 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @studentofluck @TheOnion

        i'm not sure whether to be sarcastic to you or not. did you misunderstand what i wrote?

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      5.  🕷 🎃 🕸 💀‏ @studentofluck 25 Jul 2016
        Replying to @bonzaibabes @TheOnion

        oh lmao

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