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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jul 2016

    Clinton Assures Tim Kaine She’ll Continue Serving As President In Event Of Her Death http://onion.com/29Rkito pic.twitter.com/tELeg4wDhq

    7:28 PM - 22 Jul 2016
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    • hater and loser roberto armas Pete StopEndlessWar NPforRC AleksandraBergmann OffTheKuff Michael Malo 🥋🥊⚾️ B. Cayenne Bird
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      2. Nick Papa Charlie‏ @lordredrock 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        riggedpic.twitter.com/GtgF7DRkW3

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. Mark‏ @markffa 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the undead can't die

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump wanted to see if Secret Service badges came with matching armbands like SS replica uniforms he wore reading Mein Kampf.

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      2. Vanessa #RealAmerica‏ @neszoe 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's not even close to humorous

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. ExcessiveSuppression‏ @doyouhearhim 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @neszoe @TheOnion

        nobody cares about your feefees

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Vanessa #RealAmerica‏ @neszoe 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @doyouhearhim @TheOnion

        what are feeders????? Silliness!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A good dose of women's Viagra mixed with embalming fluid should do it. She may be a little stiff but I doubt anyone would notice.

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      1. Nate Bohm‏ @natched 22 Jul 2016
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        .@TheOnion There is no death for that which can eternal lie, for with great eons even death may die

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      2. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump sons' favorote childhood memory is father's bedtime stories from Mein Kampf. Same as his stepsisters!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Emperor Trump‏ @axyobich 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @MrMurder37 @TheOnion

        You pulled that straight outta ur ass didn't ya? Raping a 12yr old gimme a break

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @axyobich @TheOnion

        The Statutory of Liberty in honor of Trump. #NYClandmarks

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      1. I SUPPORT TRUMP‏ @KSISKProduction 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg Hill and Kane both look like CHUCKEE the killer doll

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      2. Garrett 🎧 🎮 🕹‏ @MegaVGmaster 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        EKANS

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      3. ScottaHemi‏ @ScottaHemi 22 Jul 2016
        Replying to @MegaVGmaster @TheOnion

        KOFFING

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      1. Lady Wraithy Reverb  👻  🍞 🌹 🏴 🚩‏ @LadyReverb 15 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Pyrokitteh this isn't even amusing - Hillarys top donor bought The Onion. I'm sure this has been focused grouped as good 4 Hillz

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      1. Frankey‏ @fpturner 29 Jul 2016
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        Sorry didn't read. but loved what you said.

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      1. Cris Korf‏ @criskorf 25 Jul 2016
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        does anyone who reads this not see the insanity of this woman who would rule over us?

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      1. OmniscientR‏ @Omniscientrgp 23 Jul 2016
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        @benshapiro lol

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