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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jul 2016

    RNC Speech: ‘Fuck, We’re Really Just Letting This Fucking Happen?’ http://onion.com/29QVEFv  #RNCinCLEpic.twitter.com/Fqj3P5L33d

    6:09 PM - 21 Jul 2016
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      2. Bloody Mary  🔪‏ @DayAlabaster 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The comments from the angry Trump supporters are funnier than the headline I swear. 😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. (((Barry)))‏ @iHeartMyLamp 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @DayAlabaster @TheOnion

        I don't think Trump supporters are angry. Their guy kind of won.

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      4. Bloody Mary  🔪‏ @DayAlabaster 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @iHeartMyLamp @TheOnion

        The people who are furiously offended by the Onion headlines definitely are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. (((Barry)))‏ @iHeartMyLamp 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @DayAlabaster @TheOnion

        People who are "furiously offended" about anything shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or have social media accounts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Gino Peter‏ @gino_peters 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you could say the same about he Dems..How can an incompetent Liar be our choice...

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider 21 Jul 2016
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        art.

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      1. Mike‏ @34_91_16 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are lucky you can save this for the DNC as well ;)

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      1. Doug Wright‏ @dwoverdrive 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂 how many times can I retweet this hahahaha

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      1. aaron m. bandy‏ @abandy23 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @janllowns funny

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      1. Jason Eric‏ @cityofindustry1 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @BVTech 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man exposes parents lie of the perils of touching himself. Proclaims he could have been enjoying masturbation years ago.

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      1. America First‏ @Stand4Free 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @DanRiehl

        IS isn't a contained JV team, killing cops is uncivilized, the list goes on and on. #TrumpIsWithYou

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      1. Old Rant Dump‏ @TrumpinTheShark 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @KailiJoy

        From one onion to another...https://youtu.be/PRb5okQkt6g 

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      1. Joe Cares‏ @joe_cares 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        onion is well known for fake stories. Buyer beware!

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      1. Kenneth Glenn Koons‏ @KoonsGlenn 21 Jul 2016
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        This sounds like a rad leftist's educational account. That is about all they know.

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      1. http.fernvndito‏ @fernandezzzkev 21 Jul 2016
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        #TrumpPence2016

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