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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jul 2016

    Bob Dole Picked Off By Large Hawk Circling Arena Parking Lot http://onion.com/29Osr1M pic.twitter.com/JriWWdvfa1

    9:30 AM - 21 Jul 2016
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      2. Jason Major‏ @JPMajor 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually that's Osprey but whatevs

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. SmartPeoplePlayTuba‏ @rayray8822 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @JPMajor

        "The osprey (Pandion haliaetus) — also called fish eagle, sea hawk, river hawk, and fish hawk"... So @TheOnion not wrong.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jason Major‏ @JPMajor 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @rayray8822 @TheOnion

        Article says Red-tailed Hawk though. But I get it: parody. There's a Bob Dole joke in there too.

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      1. S.Q. Werll‏ @Squirrely24 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did it grab him by the dead arm?...

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      1. CJ‏ @cjhontz 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        tragic...I guess.

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      1. LM‏ @whyyy_lucky 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It still is kind of endearing that he talks about himself in the third person tho Lol

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      2. DA-ZIN LomaGGGringo‏ @BenSotoKarass 21 Jul 2016
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        @JamesBaggJr

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      3. James Bagg Jr.‏ @JamesBaggJr 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @BenSotoKarass

        LOL

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      4. DA-ZIN LomaGGGringo‏ @BenSotoKarass 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @JamesBaggJr

        Those Dole pics have a lot of legs.

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      5. James Bagg Jr.‏ @JamesBaggJr 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @BenSotoKarass

        you're not kidding. I could see myself using them throughout 2016, as I often overdo it lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Gary Getzin‏ @gfgetzin 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's an osprey.

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      1. Craig Faanes‏ @RiceLake1969 21 Jul 2016
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        That's an Osprey not a hawk. Ospreys are fish eaters. File must be more scaly and slimy these days to attract an Osprey

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      1. Billion Taylor‏ @wt9072 21 Jul 2016
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        Trump Reactionpic.twitter.com/bNGrb7xFKT

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      1. Ben Joman‏ @Benj_oman 21 Jul 2016
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        um… that's an osprey. let's get your news facts right ok.

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      1. Kate C‏ @katgrneyes 21 Jul 2016
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        was it a drone eagle? Obama does like his drones!!

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 21 Jul 2016
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        #Hawks4Clinton

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