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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jul 2016

    Pence Tells Emotional Story Of Longtime Friend Who Was Aborted After Second Trimester http://onion.com/29OClgc pic.twitter.com/YIwjY8g0Yk

    7:46 PM - 20 Jul 2016
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    • Megan Lawrence ur boi red Vants Jamie Lewis Gottfrid Eklund Teyt Mod Lucas flink simply, liv Jon Wiener
    34 replies 800 retweets 1,912 likes
      1. Anonymous NYT Op-Ed‏ @anthbrennan 20 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd vote for his friend

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      2. Petros‏ @mrmisanthrope4 20 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't wait to see how you cover the DNC. I assume of course you're planning to poke fun at them too?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. mona‏ @monacommish 20 Jul 2016
        Replying to @basicislandmage @TheOnion

        dude, they have ALWAYS been liberal - never tried to hide it.

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      4. Petros‏ @mrmisanthrope4 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @monacommish

        dude, they have made jokes about both parties. And lets face it, both Trump and Hillary have given them a lot of material..

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      5. mona‏ @monacommish 21 Jul 2016
        Replying to @basicislandmage

        a liberal can still joke about other liberals. But I agree on the overall sentiment✌️

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      1. The Big R‏ @razor1919 20 Jul 2016
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        unfollowed

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      1. Art Bragg‏ @artski4 20 Jul 2016
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        and unfollow......

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      1. Sammy Bissett‏ @SammyBissett 20 Jul 2016
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        Did you write this with you conscious?

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      2. Art Bragg‏ @artski4 20 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        booooo

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      1. grace  🔪‏ @grahcems 23 Jul 2016
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        @indydarrel

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      1. David Wissinger II‏ @Steeldawg1933 21 Jul 2016
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        you're better than that! Just stick to being funny!

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      1.  🇺🇸 ⚜️NanLA  ⚜️ 🇺🇸 ❄️‏ @NanPitre 21 Jul 2016
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        @Stonekettlepic.twitter.com/xZ4GI966WV

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      1. Scooter Harris‏ @ScooterHarris 20 Jul 2016
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        Then Jonny's dog Bandit bit him on the butt. Happily, Dr. Quest and Hadji found the real Race.

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      1. CheshirePhoenix‏ @TheAlgolage 20 Jul 2016
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        It's sad that I didn't catch the Onion logo and thought this was an honest-to-god true story for a minute, isn't it.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 20 Jul 2016
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        He then told emotional story about 42 year-old friend who was aborted by drive-by shooter while waiting for a cab.

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      1. Tommie Boy‏ @tommieboy77 20 Jul 2016
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        Not funny

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      1. ChrisLoehr‏ @ChrisLoehr 20 Jul 2016
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        #tasteless not very Onion-like

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