...at this point I firmly believe you're just trolling us with the bad grammar in your headlines @TheOnion
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Trump "I also want to make an appearance or two at your nubile, young daughter's hotel room on her honeymoon night!"
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How bad is it when your own party doesn't even endorse you, lol!
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Little Marco and Lying Ted unaware that they lost deliver primary speeches.
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