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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jul 2016

    Melania Trump Accused Of Plagiarizing Michelle Obama http://onion.com/29ScYZD  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/QXiazmTQxL

    11:35 AM - 19 Jul 2016
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    • Skilua (Brandon) 상히상 Buffalo Herd Keith Lardie Mary Murphy Mary Beth Barr GARCIA POMPEII Michael Levine listen to me...listen to me....my hand up
    20 replies 223 retweets 554 likes
      1. Robert Cunningham‏ @ettinone 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will @TMZ now show us the secret hidden video of Michelle telling Melania over the phone it's okay to use the excerpt? :D

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      1. me‏ @perrylane22 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hillary the same Old stain

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      1. rembrandtrubens‏ @rembrandtrubens 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did Michelle discover or invent these words? These are cliches. Stock political phrases going back to advent of electioneering!!

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 19 Jul 2016
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        What's the big deal, she plagiarized her whole marriage from Ivana Trump.

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      1. DD-Wasserman‏ @dd10023 19 Jul 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/uebXv4Q8jQ

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      2. Nancy Wells‏ @only_visiting 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All this talk about the writer of the speech being fired. Why aren't we allowed to ask why Melania couldn't write her own speech?

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      3. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @only_visiting @TheOnion

        Michelle didn't write hers. Nor does her husband.

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      4. Nancy Wells‏ @only_visiting 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz @TheOnion

        Point taken yet involvement unlike "writing and then re-writing, based on Obama's edits" https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/whats-on-michelle-obamas-mind-sarah-hurwitz-knows-how-to-put-it-in-words/2016/06/13/440d2130-3103-11e6-8ff7-7b6c1998b7a0_story.html …

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      5. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @only_visiting @TheOnion

        Please don't send your liberal propaganda. Michelle is a tool.

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      6. End of conversation
      1. Maggie‏ @byloir44 19 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are u talking about Michelle Obama "white hater"?

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      1. Andrew Davis‏ @Otek007 19 Jul 2016
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        Michelle was telling lies cuz her husband is not honest.# not shovel-ready

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      1. Sunshine‏ @sunshine_toni 19 Jul 2016
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        @RealNCWilliams @chelseahandler @chrissyteigen just a little giggle for you all

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      1. Pat Sights‏ @PatSights 19 Jul 2016
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        Too bad the speechwriters over at Trump Tower didn't use an old Hillary or Nancy Reagan first ladyish speech. Maybe no CNN film?

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 19 Jul 2016
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        The @realDonaldTrump is now claiming he wrote the original @MichelleObama speech eight years ago and #Melania had right to use it

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      1. wantingrealchange4u‏ @nickis0611 19 Jul 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/UOEvPkO2RA

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