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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2016

    More Corporations Using Tag And Release Programs To Study American Consumers http://onion.com/29X5NoQ pic.twitter.com/CsCDIGLhs5

    4:27 PM - 15 Jul 2016
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      1. John Fannin‏ @jfannin76 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's clearly the Jewel on Division St. depicted in your recent article. That's Yahoo quality journalism, not what I expect from @TheOnion

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      1. Tom Hallam‏ @thallam08 17 Jul 2016
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        @SeanGeoghegan Consumers self tag with mobile phones, credit cards and reward programs.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now that's a research program I can fully endorse.

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      1. Alaskan Dan Another Lazy P.O.S.‏ @GeneralDalughni 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You should have used Go Pokémon Players its Truer

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      1. David R. Veloz‏ @David747Heavy 15 Jul 2016
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      2. Jana‏ @japattdetroit 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sorry, I usually think you guys are hilarious, but, this is not funny & really bad timing in the wake of all the mass shootings

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      3. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @japattdetroit @TheOnion

        sees a tranquilizer gun- Triggered.

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      1. Thomas Eckard‏ @TomsGoneHome 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is efficient and the data is precise.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 16 Jul 2016
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        Corporations with smaller budgets just walk up to people and ask what they're buying. RT

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      1. williamvansyckel‏ @BillVanSyckel 16 Jul 2016
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        b

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      1. P.J Maloney‏ @PookaMcPhelimy 16 Jul 2016
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        😂

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      1. Jake Kin‏ @chi_minnesotan 15 Jul 2016
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        @2bs1t man I love how this pic was taken in my neighborhood

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      1. Zak Delange‏ @zakdelange 15 Jul 2016
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        hopefully my school has a class on this

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      1. hum baby‏ @kevintbrandt 15 Jul 2016
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        .@TheOnion wow scary to think my uncle Ken was telling the truth about the time he was abducted into a Kmart womans room

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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc 15 Jul 2016
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        oh shit that's really good hahaha

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 15 Jul 2016
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        could they not take my kidney next time? I only have one left.

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      1. Elizabeth99‏ @Elizabeth99 15 Jul 2016
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        lol @JoshuaB99

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